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If you want to know what women want in bed and how to fuck her properly, this is one post you need to read.

Look, I How can i get fucked you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues.

And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness.

I like that you want to take things slow. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. That makes me feel like a rapist. Get on top of me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should.

You being coy is totally not what I want. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Just some simple tips, for How can i get fucked men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men: Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy.

If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. Just read this and work it out: Are you a boy or a Man? Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt.

Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and How can i get fucked jabbing at things.

Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. Us women are confusing. This will make us make more sense: Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on.

Get to the gym and lift skinny boy. Read the rest here: Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja.

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Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.

Whisper our name assuming you know it gruffly. God, you look so fucking hot. Is she still moaning in response?

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Your pussy is SO tight. Tread carefully, but How can i get fucked, tread. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush — you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary. Oh, we hate them. They hurt us more than they hurt you. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. I do mean to say that most women I know have told me that they like sex rougher than most men give it to them.

Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person. HOWEVER, all women need to remember that, in addition to be straight forward about your sexual desires, you need to be straight forward about your sexual limits. Download your FREE copy of Seduction Community Sucks now and get in-field videos, subscriber-only articles, and exclusive podcasts delivered directly to your inbox.

Seduction Community Sucks is your page kick-start to becoming the kind of Man that makes women go weak at the knees. Get your FREE copyas well as access to other subscriber-only articles, podcasts, and video footage, now. It just means that this is what this woman likes in bed. Nothing more, nothing less. Should you just kiss a girl?

Well, that depends on many different things. In that moment when you want to kiss her, is it the right time? Does she want you to kiss her? Does she want you to want to kiss her?

Obviously consent is a thing but that fear we get, that feeling, knees weak palms sweaty…that should be enough for you to go for it! Or if you just want to…go for it! All this other crap about if she wants it…. And mostly u can pull the move off within a hr trust me i fucked like 8 times in one date from random chicks they easy to please.

What a confusing and convoluted piece of shit article. The standard has dropped off hard in recent years and you are at the bottom end. Girls like what girls like and pretending to be an authority on that for the 5 odd billion females on the planet is pretentious and calling yourself a feminist to boot. This is why i will never date one. Pull your head in woman. My husband can talk all the dirty talk he wants.

It makes me sick, it makes my skin crawl, turns me off, and his face is ugly as sin when he says it. My boss on the other hand can recite the Swahili alphabet backwards and I cum for days!

Tradition says if you fantasize about another guy, get rid of your husband, polyamory says get a working relationship with both partners — winning. First, the swahili alphapet is How can i get fucked same as the english alphabet which just some letters modified. U r a tramp. U r the kind of woman my husband loves How can i get fucked fuck and that.

He cheats all the time. He says its second nature.

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